| me: | *walks out of bathroom with laptop* |
| mom: |
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
WHY IS THIS CONSIDERED FUNNY
(Source: blackiesdead, via pantsareunwelcome)
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